Groundbreaker Mugs

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"Look, it's my word balloon."

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Read that last part back to me.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

Extra Long-jump

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention