Ground Crew Pillows

"OK, head on down then take the second lane on the right, hang a left then first right, up ahead is the runway. You can't miss it."

American Airlines Files Bankruptcy

"Here, kitty, kitty, kitty… Here, kitty, kitty, kitty…"

Employee of the Month Parking

"Where do I go again?"

Ping Pong Airport

'You can only carry on one bag.'

'I work at the airport.'

"Flight or fight!"

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Yardless: Please help

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Local News in Heaven

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Must get a longer cable."

Lifesaver!

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

Clearing the castle's moat.

Extra Long-jump

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Beware of the Undergrowth.

'I found another pothole.'

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

Deicing on the cake.

Mask Autumn

Turd golf...

Helicopter

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

Neighbors blowing leaves that are blown back at them.

"Student driver"

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!