Grotesque Art Lovers Pillows

Frontispiece for Juvenal

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Use your imagination.

Where Indian ink came from.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

What's an Imax cave?

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Origami Society...

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Klimt Kiss Phones

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"He gets easily abstracted."

They were mysteriously drawn together

Framed Lady

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'Greenwich in the Season'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Amateurs."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'