Gross-out Humor Enthusiast Prints

Feeding birds boogers.

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Trappist Monk Discord

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'What does it say, Dad?'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

HELLth Food Sprouts

'If I believed in aptitude tests I'd still be washing cars in Accrington,.'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Crime in bookshop

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"Actually, you do have a racist bone in your body."

Men Working Things Out

Clone Factory

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

Trump Tariffs

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

"Wow! Check out the moon."

'Remember, repeated failure... is no guarantee of eventual success!'

"Inactivists"

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"Oh, just the usual here, occupying Wall Street."

'Food fight!'

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'