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Grocery Store Manager Mugs
Start their day with a smile—our witty mugs for grocery store managers are perfect for their coffee breaks. Brighten their mornings with humor that appreciates their retail prowess.
"Do you have these apples in green?"
A month's worth of groceries vs a month's worth of medications
"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."
Our fruits and vegetables are pesticide free!
Grocery store has no data team to help with customer's shopping experience.
"Thanks, But I'm not ready to checkout."
Bad for you but to die for
Man trying to decide from way too many cashew options.
'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)
"It appears the cold front from the frozen foods met the warm front from the hot take-out and..."
"There's traces of zebra in your barcodes."
Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.
Price Of Food
Cloned Foods/Un-Cloned Foods.
'Do you remember when food had food in it?'
These new crisps are pretty good! It's wonderful what cam be done with old cornflakes and salt.
"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"
Artificial Isle
"These new self-service tills will certainly cut our staff bills."
Notice: Results of New Studies - Most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you.
"When we hired you, Bob, you assured us you had experience stacking cans!"
"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"
Milk for farmers/Regular squeeze-farmers-til-they-squeak milk.
10 items or less
"I think the milk's off!"
'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'
'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'
Man sees fish sticks are real sticks.
Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.
TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.
'Mister Nooka, taking over the frozen food division.'
'Didn't you make the decision to carry dehydrated broccoli at all our stores?'
'This trolley of yours does £75 per mile.'
Free sample stand in food market.
Grocery Store Manager Mugs Collection
Grocery Store Manager Pillows
Check out our playful pillows designed for grocery store managers—bring humor and comfort to their workspace or home.
Grocery Store Manager Prints
Browse our witty prints that celebrate grocery store managers—ideal for adding personality and fun to any room or office space.
Grocery Store Manager T-Shirts
Explore our range of funny t-shirts for grocery store managers—comfortable, witty, and perfect for casual days or workwear.