Grocery List Warrior Prints

Shopping List

"Everything's gone up."

Changing Room Decisions

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

Super express lane for working mothers only!

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

Shoppers of Mystery.

"Tenth circle. Ladies' shoes."

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

Xmas List.

Turns out it's just a shopping list. Milk.

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

'No appointments are available for the next three months, but you can always call in to the doctor's talk show.'

'They kept cancelling his operation so he decided to do it himself with the help of NHS Direct.'

'The doctor's busy. Can you come back when you're better?'

"OMG! I've bought wine instead of milk...again!"

Man and dog role reversal

Trolley Cage

'I said Mascarpone not Mask A Pony!'

'A loaf of bread, a quart of milk, cheese. A loaf of bread, a quart of milk, cheese... a loaf of bread...'

'There's room for one up top.'

The art of wrapping.

"I been to CVS, Whole Foods, Duane Reade, Stop & Shop, Safeway, Walgreens, Publix, Star Market, WinCo, Wegman's, Trader Joe's, Post Office..."

"Get a move on, my tranquillizer is wearing off!"

"We made a bit of a mess in Aisle 2."

Line of children to see Santa Claus; Line of parents to use the ATM

"Come on and pay for the shopping like a man."