Grocery Guesser Prints

Dadonomics

Domestic Superheroes!!

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Only One Item or Fewer.

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

"Wait, what are you doing?"

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Unusual Offers

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

Low Hanging Fruit

Alphabet soup

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'I've got it written down...'

Self-Checkout.

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

Friendly bacteria

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

WWFood Stores.

Biker chopper shopper

"I think it says 'courgettes'."