Grocery Giants Pillows

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

Domestic Superheroes!!

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Only One Item or Fewer.

"Wait, what are you doing?"

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Unusual Offers

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

'I've got it written down...'

Self-Checkout.

Low Hanging Fruit

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

Friendly bacteria

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

WWFood Stores.

Biker chopper shopper

"I think it says 'courgettes'."