Grocer Groupie Prints

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

Domestic Superheroes!!

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Wait, what are you doing?"

Non-Humble Pie.

Only One Item or Fewer.

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Unusual Offers

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

Justice 4 Ron

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

New Marvel Heroes

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'I've got it written down...'

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Self-Checkout.

Low Hanging Fruit

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs