Grin Enthusiast Prints

Cheshire Cat - The later years

Doug Kenney

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

Diamond outfits

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'I hate all holidays!'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

King and Jester

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

Elton John

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

Shirley MacLaine caricature

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Adam was determined to have a nice, white smile for his big date that night.

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

"...dry your eyes, m'boy, and always remember: Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and the world laughs AT you."

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

Change your style, learn to smile!

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

Positive Thinking

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Liu Wen

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'