Grilled Cheese Aficionado Pillows

"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"

'And please have my grilled cheese sandwich cut in half diagonally, or I'll cry.'

"...while 86 million prefer grilled cheese, and 57.4 million of them like mustard on it."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Cheeze Wiz.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

The Main Types of Cheese

French wine

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

I love Cannelloni

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

Cheese

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

The Running of the Brie

"Whine and cheezed party."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Stratigraphy

"We REALLY do get better with age."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"