Grill Masters Mugs

'I've been grilling him for hours and he hasn't even started to sizzle!'

'Medium well, please.'

BBQ Today All Welcome

"You were supposed to have invented fire!"

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Joe's Bar and Microwave 'The grill got busted.'

'When I said 'grill him' I didn't mean that!'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Counting ribs

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Steak Ted?'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Desert Island BBQ

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

His New Grillfriend

Filet minion

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Ode to a Grill

Burnt or Raw?