Grill Master Wannabe Prints

"Stupid thing won't light."

"Pretty good dog, huh, Larry?"

A man is trying to use a barbecue. He is reading a magazine about how to BBQ.

"We could have saved time and just served the served the charcoal briquettes."

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

'Is the grill broken, Dad?'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Counting ribs

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Steak Ted?'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Desert Island BBQ

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

His New Grillfriend

Barbeque Casualty.

Filet minion

Ode to a Grill

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"You like yours well done, right?"

Burnt or Raw?