Grievance Granter Mugs

Stern looking woman sitting at a service window labeled "Complaints".

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Beware of the Lawn

'I hate my life.

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."

"Look, I'm not denying the validity of your grievances. I just think they'd be better addressed at home, Helen."

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

"'I wish for this...I wish for that...' No one ever asks what I want!"

Seasonal Migration of the Mowers

Boss in front of angry mob: 'Put it in writing.'

Keep off the Square.

Beware of Curmudgeon!

"May I focus my customer frustration on you with the understanding you're powerless and it's nothing personal?"

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

'Something to sustain Sir's middle of the road rage.'

Wishing swell.

"We're happy that you got great news on your tests. We're still sending in our grievance counselor to help you cope with your medical bill, though."

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Tourette's!!

Larry regrets being friends with the fifth dentist.

'No, I'm not retired. I just complain about everything now so when I do retire I'll already have some experience at it.'

"Well, at least he died doing what he loved."

'Short-timer Syndrome' A cockatiel acts out on his last day at work.

"Don't get smart with me!"

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"It's so nice being on vacation and having different things to complain about."

"I'm the chairman of the wish foundation."

"I don't do wishes by committee."

"Without commercial interruptions during the news, he'd exist in a state of perpetual outrage."

Sign says: Complaints