Grief And Sympathy Explorer Mugs

Animal cemetary with a grieving dog.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Postwar is hell."

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Large Emoticon Collider

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"That must be the artist over there."

"What a sad species humans are!"

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'