Greyhound Groupie Prints

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

"Frankly, I only truly realized how unconditionally my master loved me when I stopped winning races..."

Plant Lady

Dynamite little combo

Liam Gallagher.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

Don't You Dare Stand in the Way of Me Standing in My Own Way

(Beware of the dog)

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

Nick Cave.

Canada Goose

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

ABBA

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"You're dragging the beat."

'Don't worry - I've found The Cure.'

'Can I sleep over in the real world? Please, please, please, please.'

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

Covid Boarding Pass

Athena

Happy Graduation

Eric Clapton

"I'd like a table near the band please."

Victoria Beckham

Greyhound/Retired Greyhound

"I have two children by a previous tour."