Greeting Card Fan Prints

Heyday.

Happy Easter

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Missing You.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

I love Museum Shops

Colonial Larrysburg.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Reindeer

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

The awkwardness of one's first officeplace fist-bump.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

Toast kidnapper.

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

Cards Galore.

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

House for Sale.

101 uses of a dead cat: toilet brush