Greeting Card Competitor Gifts

"Oh dear! And we didn't send them a card!"

Happy Easter

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Thank you bubbles

Missing You.

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Reindeer

'I've lost my mojo, Marjorie.'

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Sunrise and Sunset

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Leaving cards.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

Thanks For Not Firing Me Cards

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

Cards Galore.

Husband / Wife / On The Side

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

Heyday.

'If she doesn't get well do I get a refund?'

Get well. Get down.

Greetings!

Greeting Card Shop: No Rhyme or Reason Cards.

"Write 'Get back to work, Simmons!' Sign it 'Warmly, Mr. Johnson' and 'P.S. get well.'"