Greensleeves Groover Mugs

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

Boptimism

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

'Where's my horse?'

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

Grocery Shopping

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

'It helps with reception.'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

Saxophone summoning.

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

"I love it when we hit them with the disco death ray."

"My handicap is the water, trees, windows, the highway..."

'I got a case of the itsy-bitsy bonus blues...'

"So you're looking for a fate who can reduce your carbon footprint?"

Clam - The Dance Mix

"Negative, Captain. Conditions here extremely hostile to rockabilly."

'Put an olive in it please. My doctor says I need to eat more greens.'

'I thought you were supposed to spend green stuff.'

'Oh yes, Miss Strict Vegetarian!'

"I'm bored!"

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."

Hip/ hip-hop replacements.

'An olive please. I need the greens.'

'It's the boogie man!'

"It was back in '52 that the hits stopped coming."

'Mr McGruder is ready for your song and dance.'

A terrible fight was averted when someone put 'Fleabottom Boogie' on the turntable.'

Another successful rehabilitation story from the bald eagle preservation society.

''Kale'? - Did we join the Vegetable of the Month Club or something?'

'It's St. Patrick's Day, Ms. Welk. If anyone wants me, I'll be on the greens.'

"What took you so long? All you had to do was say: 'Take me to your leader!'

'No additives, no preservatives, no artificial color...fresh food is weird.

"You'll like this place: they play old skool house."