Greens Dreamer Mugs

The Amateur Golfer

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

It can be taken up at any age....

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

"Happy Birthday!"

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Sleeping Beauty.

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

Angel Music

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'