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Potential Undesirable Side-Effect of a 'Car-less' Society.

The Fast Lane.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

S**t Creek Halt

Electric bike.

'Daddy is trying out eco fuel, darling.'

How do fish get to work?

Hackney-Coach Stands

'Couldn't you plant your tree before you fly?'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

Flower power.

"Nice!. . . but, mine's more environmentally friendly."

"A lot of questions about EVs are cleared up once you start driving one."

Cuba returns to the bicycle

The happy union of rail and trucking.

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

How The UK's Net Zero Emission Plan Will Work: 1. Charging points for tower block residents.

Boris Bike

'My hybrid car gets better gas mileage than me.'

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

Zero Fuel Taxis

Car Pools.

Transport Policy - no curbing of car use.

Railway accidents

Vehicles driving into a hole.

Person of the Decade

"Uh...shall I take...your bikes?"

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

Tourist information

'The only reason I bring my bike on the train is to get a seat!'

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'