Green Thumbs Up Mugs

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

The Global War Against Global Warming

Global Warming.

"I'd best turn it round off the window."

"He was a real fan of recycling."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Deforestation.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Cat Nip.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Yardless: Please help

God's Subcontractors

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Mother Nature

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Cats and gardens.

See you at the farmers market!

Climate Crisis

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Steamed vegetables."

Botany Baby!

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Do you have anything bigger?

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Mad about Roses!

Gardening Terms: Black Spot