Green Thumbs-up Giver Gifts

United Nations: Report Card - Environment C-Failing

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

God's Subcontractors

Climate Crisis

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

Global Warming.

"We're trying to help you!"

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

'Not here, Fred.'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

A dead plant in the environment section.

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

"I think we're ready for a tree."

'Now that the clocks have changed you can use that extra hour that you can't spend in the garden decorating the kitchen'

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

Nursery - Products That Help Things Grow... Products That Kill Things.

"He was a real fan of recycling."

Florist - Dead Plants 1/2 Price!

"We view it as a rather remarkable feat of genetic engineering."

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

Ten deeply green bottles

But ladies and gentlemen, this company's been green for years. Haven't you seen the size of my bonuses?