Green Thumb Wiz Mugs

When Cows Discovered Mowers

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Deforestation.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Cat Nip.

Doing the borders.

Gardener

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Allotment

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"First time pruning?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Horti-Culture

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Yardless: Please help

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Garden Goddess.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...