Green Thumb Skeptics Pillows

Monsanto and the Roundup Verdict

Journalist in charge of gardening column has dead plant.

Prize vegetables.

"First time pruning?"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

The Garden

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Mulch madness"

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"You must have a green thumb."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Garden seeds - giant varieties

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Gardener

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'