Green Thumb Skeptics Pillows

Monsanto and the Roundup Verdict

Journalist in charge of gardening column has dead plant.

Prize vegetables.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

The Garden

"Mulch madness"

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You must have a green thumb."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Garden seeds - giant varieties

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

Gardener

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."