Green Thumb Number Cruncher Prints

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Deforestation.

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Cat Nip.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

Pi Ala Mode.

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'