Green Thumb Goddesses Mugs

Woman at a flower shop with a sign in background 'Fresh Flowers' as a daisy grabs a woman's big breasts.

The Busy Gardener

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Deforestation.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Cat Nip.

Doing the borders.

Allotment

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Gardener

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Yardless: Please help

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Horti-Culture

Garden Goddess.

Garden.

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

See you at the farmers market!