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'So how's the diet going Helen?'

'I'm exhausted. I've been grafting all day!'

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

Prize vegetables.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Deforestation.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"First time pruning?"

Cat Nip.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Yardless: Please help

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Cats and gardens.

Botany Baby!

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Mother Nature

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

See you at the farmers market!

"Steamed vegetables."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Greenfingers.

Do you have anything bigger?

Gardening#2

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Mad about Roses!