Green Thinkers Mugs

"'Litterbug' isn't politically correct. They prefer 'environmentally challenged.'"

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'As part of the green revolution, our report cards were printed on biodegradable paper...'

"I'm starting to see that you and I have a different understanding of the term 'green procurement' Briggs..."

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

Fish with Water Filters.

A Daily Prescription for Politically-Correct Conspicuous Consumers.

Boy and dog see recycling symbol with falling snowflakes.

"Yeah, I lost everything to drugs. On the other hand, I have a much smaller carbon footprint now!"

'How many gallons per mile?'

According to global warming, it's necessary to cut the production of carbon dioxide. Please hold your breath from 1pm - 4pm.

Recycling Masks

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

How many environmental catastrophes does it take?

A climate sceptic gets warmed up...

'Our CEO has become a true believer in alternative energy.'

A man searches for ideas in an ideas recycling bin.

'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Never mind the weather report - what's the eutrophication report?

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

The New Normal

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Climate Change -- You are here.

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting