Green Tech Enthusiasts Mugs

"I notice Desmond has become a solar bear."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Solar Frankenstein

Solar Panel

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Free Range Golfers

Landing helicopters on flowers.

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

Industries with clean energy

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

Windmill Maintenance

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

You forgot to unplug the car before we left didn't you!!

Bike powered computer.

"A two hundred thousand foot extension cord? You're still not grasping this hybrid car idea, are you, Mr. Higgins?"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

Igloo with Heat Pump

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

Now // Near Future

"What about tunnels and bridges?"

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

"Along with the solar panels, I've designed a gutter that drains right into your water bowl."

'It's not easy being green.'

"I'm sorry, Frank. I know it's more environmentally friendly but your new campfire program really doesn't provide the right atmopshere."

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

"They're powered by Internet outrage."

'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'

'You've got to help me doctor. I have got 'range anxiety'! My electric car quits when I least expect it to!'

'What's the range of our electric car? It all depends on the length of our extension cord.'

'Now that's my kind of green technology!'