Green Tea Lover T-Shirts

I can't decide if I want green tea, moss green tea. . .

'I like green tea. It's the color of money.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Tea of Love

You've Had Enough!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Why markets crash.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Time for tea and friendship.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Time for Tea!

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"Things are looking up!"

All-Day Breakfast

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Teapot

1930's Lady.

The Leafs win the Cup!

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

"You had me at alternative milk."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"I'd say business was brisk."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."