Green Policy Fan Mugs

Recycled Cow

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

'This is the last time we let cartoonists have a say in the 'aviation policy.'

"If we were a business - rather than a government - we'd be bankrupt!"

Flooding Review - 'We're holding you responsible...'

'Reindeer must now be fitted with the government approved CZ1 catalytic converter to reduce methane emissions.'

"The good news is we'll be dead before our way of life kills us!"

"I am a climate change denialist...I have attempted to sue the EPA thirteen times and I fought the Clean Water Act!"

"If only there was a thesaurus for numbers."

Festive Recycling

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

Global Climate Change Response.

'Wow! You get a great view of the retreating icecaps from up here.'

"Our target is to reach net zero by 2035."

Keystone XL Pipeline

"The tip jar is not for me. It's for the U.S. Budget Deficit."

"Man is the master of this planet, and nature has to adapt to economic concerns!"

Carbon suicide

'Do this is the 'Green' everyone is hyping in 'Go Green'?'

'How can anyone say our factory isn't green? Most of our waste is that colour!'

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

Jim Flaherty's bonbons: The new fiscal reality will be a hard one to swallow.

"If there is a processing problem, just come to me, and please, no whimpering in the cubicles."

Skeptics of Global Warming.

The Democrats' self-help section...spend and tax.

"Ho Ho Ho Hoax!"

'Well, that was sustainable dining...until we got the bill.'

'If Al Gore were a tree, what kind would he be?'

Political Parties in Rival Tree Planting Pledges

'As part of environmental policy we burn any complaints to heat the wards!'

'It has a much smaller carbon footprint.'

Drought.

'What do you mean, using chemicals coming from green drums doesn't count as organic production?!'