Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.
Green Monster Enthusiast Mugs
Start their day with a splash of humor. Our green monster-themed mugs are perfect for coffee lovers who enjoy a playful twist in their morning routine.
Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!
Prize vegetables.
The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'
Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'
'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'
Something Wilted This Way Comes.
"First time pruning?"
"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"
Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...
Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight
Dead Funny
Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.
The Loch Ness Rowing Team
"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."
"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"
"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."
Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.
"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."
',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'
Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'
Greenfingers.
"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"
'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'
The Garden
"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."
Giant Monster in Bath
Myths and legends...
Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.
"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"
'I'd like my £2.50 back'
Horror Stories.
Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me
'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'
'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'
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