Green-minded Golf Enthusiast Mugs

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Nature versus commerce.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

I think you're ace

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Snooker Golf.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Zeus's Caddy

Putting Practice.

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'Two hundred and nineteen.'