Green Living Advocate Mugs

"My other car has lower emissions."

Green Construction, 1/3 less 2 X 4s than our regular construction.

'I don't mind them recycling, but the more they compost, the less food we get...'

'You could help save the environment by eating it all here.'

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

"Well if it isn't Mister Greener-Than-Thou, himself!"

Washing Line - "I thought you wanted a clothes dryer." (Colour)

'I worry that the warm glow from your sense of smug self-satisfaction could be harming the environment.'

"How many times do I have to tell you? Eat your greens!"

Big SUV 'R' us: 'Do we sell one that doesn't destroy the environment?'

I used to think a carbon tax was bulls**t...now I've discovered it's cowfart.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"Nothing wrong with your car, sir. Its board computer says you should be cycling to work today."

'Yes, we think 'green', we use soybean ink on recycled paper and we have two vevetarians on staff.'

'Bag for life?'

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

Deforestation

Home of the Eco Burger:'You first.'

Eco-friendly mobile.

Gotta be worth a try!

In a world without carbon fuel...

Nuclear generation of energy.

"Coffee-to-go mug."

"I know it's made of tofu, Paul, but you're missing the point."

"I'm pretty sure my credit cards will never be listed under 'single-use plastics'."

"Here's your gift. It's made from 100% recycled materials."

"Wait till you see our solar panel."

"Gracie, people don't understand how hard things used to be. Sure, we can be green and throw out the washing machines...but then we'd have to load up the dirty clothes, drive the car to the river, and wash everything with rocks!"

'Yes, just the one torch. We're eco-townsfolk.'

'Just because we're green doesn't mean we're green.'

'I used to wash all my food here, but the river is too polluted now...'

'Everything here is organic, free range, naturally produced, locally sourced, pesticide free, minimally packaged and fairly traded - and yet, ironically, I am a complete bastard.'

Recycling Bin in Operating Theatre

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.