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Turbine Escape

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

I guess she had other plans for you.

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Noisy energy?

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

City Windfarms.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

The Monitor is going to sleep.

US Energy Needs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

Water power.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

Critical Ethanol report

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

'Gentlemen, I think it's time we address the issue of global warming.'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

Don Quilowatte

"Gas, is it the future?"

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.