Green Court Guru Prints

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'Not that slowly back...'

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Humans are 100% recyclable.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"What about my footprint?"

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

Refreshing Planet Earth

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

Ken worried that Gemma might recycle him, if he sat still too long...

Dustbin monster.

Recycled passion.

Choices.

'They sed to be thought of as crackpots.' (Sign reads - civilization is doomed due to overpopulation, pollution, misuse of energy and resources.)

Smart Arse Meter

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

Recycle or ruin the planet?