Green Conscience Mugs

'Levi! Think of the environment!'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Bee flying to another flower.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

The New Normal

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

REPENT! Get back to nature

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

COP26

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"Hey how are you feeling about the climate crisis?"

'We never think outside the box at this comapny, Firkman!'

Tuesday, 2022

Sportswasher's

'Two Aspirins'...'Brain Tumor'

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

The big pause

Population train.

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

"I can remember when water was just wet."

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

Biofuel - a solution or...?

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.