Green Card Marriage T-Shirts

"I talked Vladi into skipping the transition to democracy in his country and just shooting straight over here with me."

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Just Stop Boil

Evolution.

'In Love'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

There is No Planet C

Earth stove

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

It's all about sustainability. We can't be greedy. We need to let enough salmon reach their breeding grounds to ensure us a good feed every year...

"AI"

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Climate Change

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Tree Funeral

'May the forest be with you.'

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Aliens and Environmentalists