Greek Mythology Reader Mugs

Sisyphus visits Stowe

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'Where was the TSA?'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Iliadette.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

"I miss the Augean stables."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

'Here's your workplace. You will find out company is not big on CCTV cameras or punch clocks.'

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

I came, I saw, I partied!

Medusa and Perseus.

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

Fairtale prosecutions.

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

'Well this is awkward.'

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

'Arcadian, Brian..it's an Arcadian evening!'

"You're awfully quiet tonight."

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

"Say Gorgon-zola!"