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"I used to do it all myself, but now I have my lawyers handle it."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Archimedes statue with a lever

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Nerd tryouts.

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

Oedipus

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

'Well this is awkward.'

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

'Arcadian, Brian..it's an Arcadian evening!'

What a lousy season - there hasn't been a good comedy in months.

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.

Albertus Magnus

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

He's definitely got your eyes!"

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

Park and Ride dilema

'I told Orpheus not to do the music festival.'

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

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