I wish I never had to ride on another bus for as long as I live. Is there a Greek God of cabs I can pray to? I think his name is "Hackus." Bus.
Greek God Appreciators Gifts
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'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."
Jason and the Aga notes,
Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'
'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'
"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."
Troys'R'Us.
Finally! A cure for the common cold!
'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'
"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"
"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."
"I dropped my goblet!"
A Real Pinata Surprise
Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods
Euripides
The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.
Diogenes and tourists
"So Mr. Garvin asked, did we all have an understanding in writing? And I said, maybe we can talk about that."
John the Baptist was clothed in camels hair and eight locusts.
An everything bagel? You call this an everything bagel?
'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'
'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'
Stoics vs. Epicureans.
Atlas holds up a football.
King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller
"In accepting this hemlock, I should like to thank the entire team for its dedication in making 'the Socratic method' a byword. And, of course, my devoted wife, Xanthippe."
"O+ Harvest of ;92."
Narcissus
Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete
Discobolus of Myron and Cerberus
"Yeah, well, maybe I don't WANT to strike the same place twice. Didja ever think of that?"
'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'
Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.
King Midas: The Golden Years
'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'
Greek God Appreciators Gifts Collection
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