
'Greek restaurant?' 'No, menu upside down.'
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'Greek restaurant?' 'No, menu upside down.'
"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."
"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."
Counting ribs
"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"
'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'
"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"
"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."
"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."
'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'
'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'
La Table
"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."
Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.
-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'
"Rump roast?"
View to the Future
"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"
"Vindaloo hot enough?"
Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle
"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."
"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"
"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."
'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'
"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."
Important Food Groups
'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'
Menu Dating
'I think I'll go home and eat'
"This is our soft opening."
"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"
Before/After
'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'
"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"
The Main Types of Cheese
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