Greed Whisperer Mugs

'This portfolio is perfect for someone who has become too materialistic.'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

His New Grillfriend

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

"Money is life's report card."

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Naughty grass, go to sleep! It's pasture bed time!

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."