Great-grandson Mugs

Have a nice date great great grandson. I'm sure she's lovely, but remember the Fibonacci sequence...

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Young Frankenstein"

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Prize vegetables.

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Skipping Horse

I should be a writer when I grow up...

The Busy Gardener

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Computer Room.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

At the Museum

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'