Graveyard Worker Prints

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

Deaths from Coronavirus

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Joint Ventures!

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

Ventriloquist Grave

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Pranking Zombies

"Yorick, you dolt! Alas, poor Yorick!"

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

'McWit never could build anything level.'

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

'And then, in a hideous metallic voice it growled...'

"Back in 15 min."

"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"

Owner tells dog to put back all the bones he's dug up

Respects to Kevin Woodcock.

Michael Hall 1930-2002: wonderful father, devoted husband, benevolent employer, generous citizen, BUT...

Four mechanics working on a car

'So much for the sheriff who was going to clean up our town.'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'Grave rage Vicar, we get a lot of it now.'

A Late Bloomer.

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989