Grass Court Lover Prints

I love tennis

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

"Who's a good boy?!!"

'Honey, could you turn the water on?'

"I feel like I play better on clay."

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

I've got a note from my mum...I can't be eaten today!

'It had a happy ending... the guy loses the girl, but finds a good attorney.'

No Croquet

"I never thought I'd hear myself saying this but I'm really not that hungry."

One blade of grass shouting to the others. 'Thems that get shat upon 'ill be tha lucky ones!'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"Grass...grass...and grass!"

They're class action figures.

I'm a Grasstafarian!

"They've just got a better grade of weed over there!"

The longest tennis match in history at Wimbledon.

"The grass is always greener on the other pesticide."

Bumper Car Police Chase.

"Wait for it …"

"Who's a good witness."

'Whatever you do, don't tell the rest of the herd about this secret grazing place we found.'

"Ignore him, Geoff, they just can't help themselves!"

Man mowing grass, dog has lifted kennel out of the way

"They've just got a better grade of grass over there!"

Grass Snobs

'You might think it's your roof, but it's really my yard.'