Graphic Novelist Mugs

"I never nap. Such a waste of life. Besides, if I spend all my time napping, I won't finish my graphic novel."

Here's what a Pitch Meeting at a Millennial News and Culture Website and App Looks Like

Gag - a graphic novel

"Some creative criticism, hom: less Sophie Crumb, more Marjan Satrapi."

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

Bird gets a lift from surprised superhero!

Alan Moore

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"We only got six days of funding."

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Victor Hugo

The DaVinci Code

Cariactures

Reading my Critics

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Honoré de Balzac

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Jean-Paul Sartre

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

John Bunyan

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

"So the white whale was really just a metaphor for your mother's lack of affection?"

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'