Graphic Novelist Mugs

"I never nap. Such a waste of life. Besides, if I spend all my time napping, I won't finish my graphic novel."

Gag - a graphic novel

"Some creative criticism, hom: less Sophie Crumb, more Marjan Satrapi."

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

Bird gets a lift from surprised superhero!

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"We only got six days of funding."

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

Cariactures

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

The DaVinci Code

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Reading my Critics

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Honoré de Balzac

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

John Bunyan

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Sue the Author 3PM

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Iris Murdoch

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

"Author does not do tricks."