Graph Interpretation T-Shirts

"The danger with studying anything this closely is that you lose sight of the context."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

'Brains...brains...brains...'

Sales.

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

Around here it got a little tricky...

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

"For an up to date picture, I suggest we reconvene under the table."

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

Graph to find your IQ

Line on graph goes right through floor.

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

Consumption Graph.

Orator translates in many languages.

A consumer guide to cheese.

Economic Prosperity

Exchange Fund

'Just interrupt me if you have a question.'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy