Graph Enthusiast Prints

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

Consumption Graph.

"There's a lot of volatility in the market right now. It's a really exciting time to be in graphs."

'They're not the exam results, headmaster. They're the truancy figures.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Business Confidence - Confident Rhetoric

'Remember the old days when all we had to worry about was moral bankruptcy?'

'Here we began seeing the glass half empty.'

"Good news! I heard that the sales department had to requisition a stepladder."

"The first thing we need to do is straighten up this account."

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

'It was love at first sight!'

Line on graph goes right through floor.

"And this slide represents what our sales growth would look like if we hadn't screwed it up so bad."

"Regarding my art collection, I know what I like."

Economic Prosperity

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

Economic Downturns

Economic thought

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

'My goodness! You certainly haven't been yourself lately...'

'Just interrupt me if you have a question.'

He seems to be a painter in his free time......

Turning a business graph around to get a positive reading.

'Brains...brains...brains...'

'Fortunately, the sales department did not receive this sales projection report.'

"Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers."

Scale of Ambition/Length of Lockdown

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'